Is it a joke, an honest description from a fantasized male or simply a clever yet totally free marketing gimmick to get the word around the internet and perhaps boost the sales price of an otherwise uninteresting product like a base 160ish horsepower 1996 Toyota MR2 with 136,500 mile (219,630 kilometers) on the odometer?
Well, judging by the writer’s style in the seller’s description segment of the eBay UK ad, we’d place our bets on the latter…and it seem to be working as there are 37 bids last time we checked, with the highest one standing at £1,550 (about US$2,500 or €1,800).
You can read the full description of the car below, but do keep in mind that, for some readers, it may came across as offensive.
Shout out to Anthony V. for the submission!
From eBay Seller [Reader Discretion Is Advised…]
“I am presenting you with a unique opportunity to own a genuine pussy wagon.
Forget Match.com this delightful little two seater is your direct ticket to a plethora of punani and no doubt the answer to those lonely nights in.
This road going aphrodisiac is the more desirable T bar version of the ever so popular mid-engined sports car – the legendary Toyota MR2. Just a quick cruise through the local town is enough to get jaws dropping and skirts lifting.
This muff mobile has seen its fair share of action (136,500 miles to be precise) but has been regularly serviced. The book is fully stamped up to around 100k, after that I’ve got a folder full of receipts for everything from cam-belt changes to oils, filters and spermicidal lubricants.
I’ve got all its previous tests, amazingly it passes every year. Its got four good branded tyres with lots of tread all round – Hankooks on the rear and Avons on the front…..but to be honest who cares bout that?
I’ve got two keys and two fobs to the factory fitted alarm, just in case bitches be hatin’
Its very reliable, drives perfectly and sounds great thanks to the stainless steel power-flow exhaust system, its not over powering but gives a nice tone, plus its only fair that the chichas can hear you coming.
The 168 BHP naturally aspirated 2.0 engine provides you with enough grunt to escape from the less desirable’s you will inevitably attract the attention of, whereas the ventilated disc brakes fitted all round will ensure that you can stop in time to pick up the high street honeys.
Cosmetically its in great condition for a 17 year old fanny magnet, its obviously been regularly hosed down by both myself and its previous keepers
Inside its got the full wipe-clean black leather interior which really is a must in a car like this and there is an MP3 CD player fitted, perfect for blasting out your own sex mix.
The blinds for the glass panels are present which are essential if you decide to park it up during the day, these have been steamed up on many an occasion but I’m pleased I can confirm that they do not let water in.
Everything on the car is working and the pop up headlights will keep the bimbo’s entertained for hours.
As with all used vehicles there are a few negatives, however I’m confident that the winning bidder will be so deep in beaver that these minor niggles will pale into insignificance. I’ve included photographs of these Incase you think I’m untrustworthy.
-Unfortunately you can only fit one bird in it at a time.
-Very slight bubbling to the rear sills, still totally solid.
-Scuff and stone chips to the front splitter.
-Small tear in driver seat – I’ve covered it with rape tape so it doesn’t get any worse.
-Electric aerial doesn’t go up – trust me a week behind the wheel of this bad boy and the aerial will be the only thing not erecting.
-Chip in the windscreen, passed its last two tests with this as an advisory. I can only assume this was caused by a stiletto.
The reason I’ve decided to pass it on is simply that my nuts are drained so I have decided to go for a spell of celibacy in a 306 diesel.
This car would suit a variety of people from those heart broken souls suffering from a recent break up to happily married men looking to have an affair or two.
Should the car make a reasonable amount I am willing to include 12 Trojan and a large pack of baby wipes which should be enough see you home.
Believe it or not this is a genuine sale and the usual eBay rules apply. You bid to buy not to haggle and its cash on collection only.
If you’ve got any questions then please get in touch. I’ll en-devour to get back to you as soon as possible but ask yourself this….can you really put a price on pussy?
Thanks for looking
Ben”
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