Pranksters are the kind of people who make all our lives better. Sure, life may not be so great for the people getting pranked, but the benefit to humanity in general is beyond comprehension. Would you not laugh at the news that racing around the Nürburgring Nordschleife was stopped recently, because track officials discovered a solid white penis graffiti on the tarmac?
Sure, you’d argue that “track graphics” are very important to the ‘Ring, as the famous German “Green Hell” is covered in them, and I personally couldn’t picture it without. You could also argue that whoever is driving the track is far too concentrated on not crashing, and chances are many would not have spotted it.
Still, it’s not something you see every day, and to make matters even funnier, imagine what sort of conversations arose among those who were sent to make it disappear – no examples are needed…
So, what if this becomes a more serious matter, and in the morning of a day not too far in the future, officials would find ten of these done overnight? If people are willing to go to all the trouble of creating intricate and believable crop circles around the world, it is possible that it will happen. So what then? If it becomes common, they may even have to create a special unit that would have the sole job of detecting and getting rid of all the white penises they find on their patrol…
By Andrei Nedelea
Story References: Bridgetogantry via Jalopnik , Photo Credits: Twitter / Sampreston
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