WE’RE SHOUTING IN WRITING TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE YELLING TAKING PLACE IN THE FOLLOWING VIDEO REVIEW FOR THE FIRST 30 SECONDS.

With that out of the way, allow us to quietly tell you that the screaming folks from Regular Car Reviews have shared their philosophical take on the 1991 BMW 318i E30, which is North America’s version of the 318is with the 140PS 1.8-liter inline four M42 engine.

“Ask any E30 owner, maintenance is expensive and sucks,” says the Regular guy. “In a lot of ways, owning an E30 is like dating a super-expensive high-maintenance MILF who cheats on you and sometimes abuses you, but whom you live anyway.”

Point taken, sir, point taken…

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