This is the most pathetic jump attempt I ever seen. It’s almost cringe-worthy to even watch this guy attempt to jump a drawbridge.
But let me set the scene, first: You’re driving along in a SUV/minivan thing and notice a drawbridge closing. Thinking you’re Luke or Bo Duke (of the Dukes of Hazard), you decide to jump the closing gap in a movie-like fashion.
The only problem is that you’re not one of the Duke boys, you’re not driving a Dodge Charger and you’re not in a movie. You’re in real life where, believe it or not, the laws of physics matter. What on Earth was he thinking?
But before continuing the rant, I have to give the guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he was just driving along peacefully without seeing the impediment danger. Without seeing the lowered barriers at the front of the bridge, forbidding him to cross it at that time and without seeing a huge hunk of asphalt moving towards him.
Regardless of how the incident happened, we’re left with a rather… funny video. Wait, am I the only one who thinks it’s funny? Am I going to Hell?