Since Donald Trump will soon have to trade in his private jet for more official means of transportation, a filmmaker thought he could ease that transition by coming up with two hilarious designs for Air Force Once as well as the Presidential Limousine.

According to Quartz, the person responsible for these digital effects is none other than South African director Neill Blomkamp, the man behind multiple sci-fi hits such as District 9, Elysium and more recently, Chappie.

What he did with Air Force One is that he basically turned it into a battle-ready flying oasis, complete with palm trees (and who knows what else) on top, and gun turrets up front, on the sides and on the wings. It even has what look like missile launchers near the nose, plus a gigantic bomb strapped to the belly.

As for the motorcade, it looks pretty much the same as Obama’s…except for the Presidential limo which looks more like something Julius Caesar would ride in if he was alive and in charge of an empire today.

While the car is ridiculous beyond words, the plane is actually pretty imposing and while it’s not something you’d want your president to fly in, this type of flying fortress could still come in handy in certain cinematic universes, where bad things like alien attacks happen all the time.

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