Let’s admit it, most of us have had a crazy night where we let a good time and alcohol get the best of us, only to wake up the next day severely dehydrated and with a nuclear headache. In most situations, you’d call a cab or hop a lift from a sober friend. It seems, however, that one man opted for an entirely different solution.
Footage shared on Twitter recently received a great deal of attention as it features a donkey walking down a marina with a seemingly unconscious man collapsed on its back with his arms flailing on either side of the animal’s body. To add to the humor, not only was the man and donkey combo being chased by the cops, but the suspect’s (or victim’s) outfit truly takes the cake.
Our drunken horsemen can be seen sporting a captain’s hat coupled with a questionable pair of swim shorts. In our limited experience, this is probably not the most appropriate outfit to sport while riding a donkey — unique nonetheless, and full marks for effort!
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https://twitter.com/HopkinsBRFC/status/1388424749957668867?s=20
The video concludes with the two officers running after the donkey and passenger, with the lady officer forced to end her pursuit due to a fit of laughter. We can’t blame her.
The 22-second long video shared by @HopkinsBRFC was captioned “First night back at the pub and you lose your wallet so you need to find an alternative ride home” and immediately went viral, with close to 26,000 views at the time of writing. The comment section has been blowing up with a mix of emotions, mostly praising our intoxicated knight’s noble steed. We’re not sure what the fine for operating a Donkey under the influence is, but if we find out, we’ll let you know.