If there was ever a prize for the crappiest application of decorative ornaments and decals of any sort on an automobile, this here Porsche Cayenne would win the contest hands down. I mean, just look at it…

We first showed you the Porsche Cayenne with the Ontario license plates last Friday, but today, Carscoop reader Jonathan Fernando spotted the car parked outside –wait for the drum roll- a….Dollarama store and didn’t waste the opportunity to snap a few photos.

We’ll let Jonathan take it from here:

“I was out shopping with my dad when we came across this ridiculously stickered up Porsche Cayenne. This was the exact one I say in one of your earlier posts and wanted to snap a couple pictures for you guys.

The funniest thing is that he has actually “updated” the car from the last pic, there are a lot more led flashlights on the front bumper now and it still definitely looks totally stupid. This was right outside a dollar store (which is probably his tuning shop of choice LOL), while I was taking these pictures a lady was laughing and saying look at what this sick freak has done to an already odd looking car.

My dad and I wanted to see who on earth would drive/own a car like this, so we waited around for an hour but still no sign of owner, so we just left. We should have waited until he showed up and charge him with crimes against CARmanity!”

Hat tip to Jonathan for the pictures!

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