What are some of the worst things you could possibly say to a cop that’s pulled you over? Well, a few of them are listed in the light-hearted video posted here.

It’s the work of renowned YouTuber Ray William Johnson and his crew and there’s not a single piece of useful information that could help you in a man v cop situation.

It does highlight the fact that it is slightly easier for women to slip through, as they have crying at their disposal and that other thing they do with their eyes – if a dude were to burst into tears in front of a cop, he’d just look like a fool and still get fined.

Granted, if you reverse most of the things said or highlighted in the video, then you may stand a chance of getting of with just a warning, but you really should just don’t speed. Some may disagree with this last idea…

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